So, I do a lot of weird stuff with my website. Redesigns, subdomains, projects that last a week and get trashed.
If you were linked to something and it brought you here, it's because I somehow messed with it. I can only apologise for that.
If you have the patience, email me at email@example.com and maybe I can help you find what you were looking for.
It's scant consolation, but here's an image I made for an old project—you would see it whenever the site went down. Hopefully it cheers you up.